A Thanksgiving Miracle (of savings): Free eBooks Until December 1st!
Hey, you! Yeah, you, the sailor on shore leave that came home expecting a hero’s welcome but only too late found out your sister’s pregnant and your alcoholic brother fell ass backwards into millions of dollars. Feeling shitty this Thanksgiving week? WELL DON’T.
Because starting today through December 1, 2013, the Kindle ebooks from the Banned Library are free! Well, two of them are. The rest are $1 though, so come on. It’s like we are giving the place away! So go on right now and get Cold New Year and Can I Help You for free and tell all your friends about the website. Hell, why don’t you click on the banners anyway and just give them a rating of five stars and tell us how awesome we are. That would be a Thanksgiving miracle all on its own.
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Wow… Um, I’m sorry. I feel this took a turn. Thank you for supporting the Banned Library and I hope you are full of turkey and friendships and family stuffing.
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North Carolina Library Wishes For Pictures of Wild and Disgusting Acts
The Robeson County Public Library of North Carolina is looking for men and women to show what they “geek" in front of a camera. As we all know, the term “geek” refers to “a carnival performer who performs wild or disgusting acts.” The library will run a contest from its Flickr page to be judged based on viewer’s choice with the winner being gift cards to national chain businesses.
I cannot even divine what the library administration is thinking here. While many times I have described the library as a carnival, I cannot imagine hosting pictures of our most “excitable” patrons doing what they do best, i.e. crazy shit. As I would not invite the cast of Jackass to perform a demonstration, I would not call for the patrons to do so.
But I hope a good time is had by all.
Welcome to the Banned Library Story Time.
Today’s book is Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume, the coming of age story of a girl who must face losing her father and we talk about a lady with a chicken.
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